May 19, 2012
Curiousity surely killed the Cat.

So I had a visit with my orthodontist today, and out of curiosity I asked him why there are 2 spaces left in my teeth that’s still hasn’t closed up yet while the rest been closed for months now. He laughed and quickly reassured me that it’s closing up slowly so no worries as I have at least 1 more year before I take my braces off that is plenty of time for it to tighten. Little did I know that behind the laughter, he was plotting a way to punished me for doubting his skill. He proceeded to tighten my teeth up as hard as he can and me naively thanking him as I leave for being so reassuring.  As the hours go by, I knew that I was being punished! my teeth are battling each other at my expense, I am in pain! I just want to yank my teeth out, shoot up some morphine and call it a night! So lesson learned today Curiosity Does Kill the Cat! Maybe in my case, It’s been repeatedly road kill, body all gutted out and misshapen that by the time some animal control or public works department comes to pick up dead animals, they’re just not sure WTH they’re picking up.

March 12, 2012
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March 12, 2012
Wait, what.: In high school I had an unexplainable fear of smelling bad. I had a...

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In high school I had an unexplainable fear of smelling bad. I had a lot of other weird, bad qualities like how I would go to school with soaking wet hair from the shower because I never woke up early enough to blow dry my hair and I hated the way it looked in a pony tail. Why I thought the…

February 26, 2012

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February 22, 2012
cat relationships.

cat relationships.

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February 22, 2012
LOL…

LOL…

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February 22, 2012
bother talk

bother talk

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February 20, 2012

hey cigs

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February 16, 2012
“So today I was in Hallmark buying my mom a Happy Birthday card when I noticed this old man standing in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. I decide to go over and I ask him “Are you getting a Valentine’s Day for your wife?” in which he replies ‘No my wife died 3 years ago from breast cancer but I still buy her roses and a card and bring them to her grave to prove to her that she was the only one that will ever have my heart’” -Ravi Patel
—Shared from TheBuriedLife on Facebook.

“So today I was in Hallmark buying my mom a Happy Birthday card when I noticed this old man standing in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. I decide to go over and I ask him “Are you getting a Valentine’s Day for your wife?” in which he replies ‘No my wife died 3 years ago from breast cancer but I still buy her roses and a card and bring them to her grave to prove to her that she was the only one that will ever have my heart’” -Ravi Patel

—Shared from TheBuriedLife on Facebook.

February 15, 2012
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